Shite ['ʃʌɪt] Host

Small tasks, small money.

Possibly the worst hosting on the planet

What is this hosting for?

The most relevant hosting for Development, testing, small productions, non-critical web applications and bizzare platforms.

  • you don't fire up all cores to 100%
  • your app, unlike you, is simple
  • uptime is not THE priority
  • want to support a small business
  • work on a bizare request or platform
  • don't like bullshit
  • you are here just for the kicks
  • you are totally drunk and it seems like a good idea
Availability99.4%
CPU12x ARMv8
RAM12GB
Uplink50Mbit

Shite Tech

Is a philosophy. Shite tech is all based on commodity hardware, opensource software, cheap stuff that is made to be resilient and reliable by configuration, stacking and virtualization.

The idea

Probably the worst hosting on the planet. On the other hand we can offer everything that the bigger companies deny even exists. Be it bizzare platforms, such as cherrypy on python, hosted influxdb for simple logging, or an owncloud environment if you are just plain paranoid. More or less green runtime, taking most of the energy from solar array accompanied by a friendly voice on the phone if it ay broken.

Why?

Because I can. Oh, why you should host with me? Good question. You shouldn't. But in case you are special, you should. Ah, If you think your data is better off with a corporation, go ahead, leave and enjoy the spam later on.

WhatHow muchHow long
Meh web1 €1 mo
Oi! web1.5 €1 mo
Mindfuck web2 €1 mo

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