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4.7 KiB
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114 lines
4.7 KiB
HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<title>Shite ['ʃʌɪt] Host</title>
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1">
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://www.w3schools.com/w3css/4/w3.css">
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<style>
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</style>
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<body>
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<div class="w3-container">
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<div class="w3-panel">
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<div class="w3-row-padding w3-blue-grey w3-round-large">
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<div class="w3-threequarter">
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<h1>Shite ['ʃʌɪt] Host</h1>
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<p>Small tasks, small money.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="w3-quarter w3-padding-16">
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<p>Possibly the worst hosting on the planet</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="w3-row-padding">
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<div class="w3-threequarter w3-padding-32">
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<h1>What is this hosting for?</h1>
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<p>The most relevant hosting for Development, testing, small productions,
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non-critical web applications and bizzare platforms.</p>
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<ul>
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<li> you don't fire up all cores to 100%</li>
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<li> your app, unlike you, is simple</li>
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<li> uptime is not THE priority</li>
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<li> want to support a small business</li>
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<li> work on a bizare request or platform</li>
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<li> don't like bullshit</li>
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<li> you are here just for the kicks</li>
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<li> you are totally drunk and it seems like a good idea</li>
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</ul>
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</div>
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<div class="w3-quarter w3-padding-32">
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<table class="w3-table w3-tiny w3-bordered">
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<tr><td>Availability</td><td>98.4%</td></tr>
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<tr><td>CPU</td><td>6x ARMv8 </td>
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<tr><td>RAM</td><td>24GB</td></tr>
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<tr><td>Uplink</td><td>50Mbit</td></tr>
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</table>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="w3-margin w3-card w3-round-large w3-padding" style="min-height: 360px;">
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<h2>Shite Tech</h2>
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<p>Is a philosophy. Shite tech is all based on commodity
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hardware, opensource software, cheap stuff that is made to be resilient
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and reliable by configuration, stacking and virtualization.</p></div>
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</div>
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<div class="w3-margin w3-card w3-round-large w3-padding" style="min-height: 360px;">
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<h2>The idea</h2>
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<p>Probably the worst hosting on the planet. On the other hand we can offer
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everything that the bigger companies deny even exists. Be it bizzare
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platforms, such as cherrypy on python, hosted influxdb for simple
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logging, or an owncloud environment if you are just plain paranoid.
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More or less green runtime, taking most of the energy from solar array
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accompanied by a friendly voice on the phone if it ay broken.</p></div>
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</div>
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<div class="w3-margin w3-card w3-round-large w3-padding" style="min-height: 360px;">
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<h2>Why?</h2>
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<p>Because I can. Oh, why you should host with me? Good question.
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You shouldn't.
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But in case you are special, you should.
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Ah, If you think your data is better off with a corporation, go ahead,
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leave and enjoy the spam later on.</p></div>
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</div>
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<div class="w3-row-padding">
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<div class="w3-container w3-padding-large w3-center w3-twothird">
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<table class="w3-table w3-bordered w3-card w3-center" style="max-width: 800px; margin: 10px auto 10px auto;">
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<tr><th>What</th><th>How much</th><th>How long</th></tr>
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<tr><td>Small Web</td><td>2 €</td><td>1 mo</td></tr>
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<tr><td>Small DB</td><td>2 €</td><td>1 mo</td></tr>
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<tr><td>(own)Cloud space</td><td>5 €</td><td>1 mo</td></tr>
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<tr><td>(own)Cloud instance</td><td>35 €</td><td>1 mo</td></tr>
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<tr><td>Mindfuck IT wizardry</td><td>Too much €</td><td>Let me know</td></tr>
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</table>
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</div>
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<div class="w3-container w3-third">
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<h2>Powered by us</h2>
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<ul>
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<li> spoton.cz</li>
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<li> bastart.us</li>
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<li> gwyn.cz</li>
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<li> grafana.spoton.cz</li>
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<li> git.spoton.cz</li>
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<li> ncm.spoton.cz</li>
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<li> nextcloud.shitehost.com</li>
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</ul>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="w3-panel w3-grey w3-round-large w3-container">
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<div class="w3-threequarter">
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<p>ventil@shitehost.com</p>
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<p>+420 775 003 122</p>
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</div>
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<div class="w3-quarter w3-padding-16">
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<p>Support a small company, save the planet with ECO-current and
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don't eat too much bananas</p>
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</div>
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